Here at Dumb Drum, we don't like to promote hate in any manner.
Things That Are Ok To Hate On
1. The Socs
We're going old school with this one. I'm talking Bobba Fett with the actual rocket launcher action old school. The Socs are what you kids now would refer to as Jocks. Bunch of rich kids with their penny loafers, Mr. Drummond sweaters, poofy hair, cheerleader banging, Top 40 rockin dudes. Not only was this reason enough to hate on but as portrayed in Susan E. Hintons novel The Outsiders, they were plane old arrogant, pedantic, douchebags. And this was before
they tried to pick a fight with Ponyboy and his crew. Ponyboy was just minding his bidness, hollering at the rich girls when they had to come spread there haterade. First they threaten Ponyboy and his pal the Karate Kid, then start a rumble and then almost drown Ponyboy, forcing The Karate Kid to kill one of the Socs in order to save his pals life. Sniff, fuck I hate the Socs. Stay Golden Ponyboy.
2. That One Guy
You know that one guy at work/school/neighborhood/spa/gym/anywhere that just rubs you the wrong way? You have tried everything imaginable to pinpoint what it is that just makes you not trust him and want to expose him in front of everyone? He has absolutely done nothing that you can call him on, but screw it. Gas is $5 Dollars a gallon, go ahead and hate.
3. The California Headset Law
We all understand this law is for the betterment of this great state. But man, did the Government forget we are all broke as hell from paying $5 Dollars for gas? We offer you some alternatives based on brokelevels. A being the "I ate from the trash can" brokelevel, and C being the "I read the Wall Street Journal, Consuelo is my salad ready" best.