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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Jake "The Snake's" Meltdown. Claims he was drugged.

This past weekend, former WWF wrestler Jake "The Snake" Roberts took part in a Firestorm Pro Wrestling show in Lakewood, Ohio. According to sources, Jake Roberts started the night off signing autographs and taking pictures with fans. But, before he was to appear in the ring, "Old Snake" managed to get loaded and pulled off the most ridiculous performance in wrestling history. The obviously hammered Snake stumbles into and around the ring for a bit until his opponent, "JT Lightning", gives up and pins Roberts very shortly thereafter. Little did the fans know that the worst was yet to follow as a reader from explains:

"Jake then proceded to pull his penis out and shake it in front of the whole crowd.."

I guess ever since Jake's "real" Python "Damien" died back in 06', this is his idea of bringing a snake into the ring these days. You can check out the guys entire post here.

According to Jake Roberts' statement at, he claims to have been drugged. However, I'm sure it was just the fact that he is still an alcoholic and/or junkie.

The video from the show posted over at TMZ is the best one though.


HMac said...

This is sooo sad - I couldn't even watch the whole thing. I used to love Jake the Snake.

brodiemash said...

I thought dude was reformed? Man I still need to see Beyond The Mat. Well, at least it's better than the urban legend that The Ultimate Warrior was kicked out of the WWF because he tried to rape Macho Man (sweater god I heard that once)