tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5230697171152148637.post5607901598631207001..comments2023-10-17T05:03:25.175-07:00Comments on The Dumb Are Mostly Intrigued By The Drum: Snake Eyes! We Win! First pics from the upcoming G.I. Joe filmbrodiemashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17236550119328357571noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5230697171152148637.post-42653249650642963122008-03-22T02:39:00.000-07:002008-03-22T02:39:00.000-07:00Wow. Yeah, fuck G.I.Joe. No, I haven't been sippi...Wow. Yeah, fuck G.I.Joe. No, I haven't been sippin' on teh liquid hate, I just never liked G.I.Joe. I'd be surprised if this movie didn't lick shit-stained balls. I was never real big on military shit when I was a kid. Until Desert Storm, then I started building model kits of A-10 Warthogs and AH-64 Apaches (or as I liked to call them back then, Tank Killers). Never bought ONE single GI Joe as a kid except for Storm Shadow, because I thought "How does a ninja hide in the shadows in a white suit?" Think about it, it's gangster, I know. Plus, if Snake Eyes is a REAL ninja, we'll never see him in the movie. He'll be to busy hiding in the shadows. Psh, Hollywood. They need to make a live action Voltron movie that won't suck asshole. The OG Voltron with flying cars not that fuckin lion bullshit either. That'll make me about as happy as the first time I saw a vagina in real life. Oh wait, is Monica Bellucci playing The Baroness? If so I'm in. Kthnxbye.PartyMartyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07775665912552487687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5230697171152148637.post-37585090372174715112008-03-21T11:03:00.000-07:002008-03-21T11:03:00.000-07:00Wow. Yeah, that's super dope. Thanks for posting.Wow. Yeah, that's super dope. Thanks for posting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com